Message from Flash

Hi, my name is Flash. My master insisted on placing this humiliating picture of me on his stupid blog, even after I requested that he not abase and degrade me by doing so. Yes, the item stuck in my nose is a fish hook. And yes, you can see the tip of it sticking out if you look hard enough. And yes, I did it on my own with no help. You can read all about my nightmarish experience if you read his silly little column in the paper on Sunday. If you don't get the paper, check back on this blog in a week or so, and I'm sure he'll post the whole stupid story. He can be a real jerk at times. Love to all, Flash